Posted by: The Duct Tape Alchemist | October 26, 2009

Strange Bedfellows

I’m becoming more and more amazed by what exactly I can fit on a twin bed. And still sleep in it.

This is probably because I grew up with a full-size bed all to myself, but I never thought I’d even be able to get myself on my dorm bed comfortably when I first got to college.

Well, my current inventory speaks otherwise. Currently on my bed:

  • Myself
  • My dvd case
  • Teddy Squid(TS) Eliot, my anatomically correct squid plush
  • Hippo the hippopotamus plush I got as a baby
  • A gallon of water
  • A bag of colored pencils
  • A clipboard full of white drawing paper
  • Six sharpies
  • My cell phone
  • Three rolls of duct tape
  • A can of parmesan cheese (what’s THAT doing here?)
  • FMA Manga 19 in French
  • A Roy Mustang plushie
  • An empty bowl that used to have rice in it
  • Two pairs of earbuds (for post-quiet hours movie parties)
  • An unpopped bag of popcorn (because the microwave is within arms-reach of my bed)
  • Don Quixote
  • My dorm key

Gosh, that’s a lot of stuff. Maybe I need to stop living out of my bed and actually use my. . . wait. There’s a desk under all that microwavable rice and duct tape? Wow! I forgot that was there!

Huh.

-DTA


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